December 2, 2013

He says he can’t wait to have more

This B+ list celebrity/singer who has A list name recognition and has some very famous exes, loves to make a big deal about what a family guy he is and has loads of kids. He has not seen any of his children in almost a year and the only reason he saw those kids was because their mom brought them to him so he didn't have to make any effort at all. In an interview a few weeks ago he says he can't wait to have more.
December 2, 2013

She says her husband is EEEE

This Academy Award winner and B+/A- list actress that everyone loves to hate has an expression for when a guy has serviced her orally. She refers to it as taking the E train because she only likes to do it when she is riding and says Eeeee a whole lot. She also uses it as a rating system and says her husband is EEEE. The A+ list mostly movie actor she used to date only got one E. Apparently he was not a fan of it.
December 2, 2013

Actor wants the child shipped to a boarding school

This actor is A+ list. Mostly movies. Everyone knows who he is. I have documented his cheating in this space before. He is a serial cheater with some of the less put together women of the world. He loves them sleazy. If he could bottle a street hooker and have her as quiet as a blow up doll this would make our very family values spouting actor thrilled. Only peroxide blondes or a wig that gets her that way. It is the complete opposite of his wife who is dark haired and lovely and sweet and in his mind faithful to him and he would like to think she was a virgin when they got married.
December 2, 2013

Her guests think they are getting her special stash of wine

This A list celebrity/diva uses box wine poured into empty $25,000 bottles she drinks herself. She makes her guests think they are getting her special stash of wine.
December 2, 2013

He tried to play it all off like he is not a complete jealous maniac

This national talk show host was at another gig over the weekend when he started freaking out because his girlfriend turned her cell phone off. He was running around screaming that he knew she was cheating on him and called the car company she uses and demanded to know where she was and the guy went ballistic for almost three hours until he tracked her down through some friends she was with. Apparently her phone died and he tried to play it all off like he is not a complete jealous maniac.
December 2, 2013

Some kind of wishbone thing going on?

This Dancing With The Stars pro was on a plane last night and spent some time in the first class galley with a flight attendant who was not shy about letting the pro explore her body and she even left before her co-workers so she could leave with the dancer after the flight. He wasn't alone so I wonder if there was going to be some kind of wishbone thing going on.
December 2, 2013

She had some bows wrapped too

This A list celebrity/rapper/serial cheater recently celebrated his birthday. This married A list reality star made him a video which shows herself stripping and then pleasuring herself for his birthday present. She will be happy to know his friends love the video as much as he did. They all appreciated where she had some bows wrapped too.
December 2, 2013

The actress then told them to get it right or find a new job

This Pretty Little Liars actress must have been in a really bad mood yesterday. She was at a Starbucks and ordered an iced drink. When she got it she said she didn't order an ice drink and who would do so in November and then slammed the drink across the counter where it hit the worker and then the floor. The actress then told them to get it right or find a new job.