This is as sick as you think it is. This A list mostly movie actor told his ex-girlfriend that he once had sex with his mom. The ex was telling everyone last week. She said he missed some payments to her so she was now going to talk.
B list mostly television actress from a middling hit network show who used to be on a hit network show as she finishes walking the red carpet- "When we can go? I hate these kinds of things and if some sick kid comes up to me and touches me I will scream. First class tickets isn't enough to get me to touch a sick kid. You better throw in a few bucks am I right?" B+ list mostly movie and commercial actor with A list name recognition who was also at the event - "Ummm." The actress then walked out and said she was leaving.
This A+ list mostly movie actress who was also A+ list on television apparently had a little accident while having sex this past week. I knew her boyfriend liked it rough and so does she, but things must have been more crazy than usual. Handcuffs. Lost key. No saw. This is the inference from knowledge she likes it rough and the boyfriend running into a hardware store in a pair of shorts and no shirt and asking if the saw will cut handcuffs. Any other idea what it could have been?
One of my favorite people in the world (B list mostly television actress who used to be on a very very hit show) who told me five years ago she wasn't going to give me any more tips caved in because she said she was pretty upset about what she saw and doesn't like one of the people involved anyway so it felt good to share. My actress friend was visiting another friend on a studio lot and ended up cutting through some trailers parked between two of the stages and saw two co-stars from a very hit network show practically having sex against one of the trailers. The thing that made her spill to me is that each of the co-stars is married and each pretends they have the happiest marriage that ever existed on the planet. If it wasn't for the hit show you might not really know them but because of it they are everywhere.
This A list model was going to send out a video of herself doing a line of coke before walking the runway this week because she thought it would be edgy. She isn't going to be A list for long even if she does keep pretending to date a certain A list celebrity guy.
This B- list actress/singer/celebrity has cost her parents $1M. That was the amount of the payoff to a tabloid who had photos of the offspring on a bed with another woman making out and half undressed. The offspring was covered in all the right places so the tabloid could have published the photos. Instead they made a deal and this time it was just for cash.
This B- list mostly television actor from a now canceled hit show who is thisclose to dropping to C because of his current state of scattered employment was hammered out of his mind this weekend. OK, so he gets hammered every night. The actor got in between a man and woman hugging at a bar and slid his hand up the woman's skirt and said she should dump the loser and go home with him. Security saw it happening and before the boyfriend could get a punch in, the actor was thrown out of the club. They also added a 30% tip to the credit card he left behind.