August 21, 2013

He always wanted her to use this foot long toy

This foreign born former B list mostly movie actress who is still a B- and still has a really big accent was telling someone the other day that she dated this former A list mostly movie actor who used to be a heartthrob back in the day and is now a beat up, plastic surgery getting guy who still does get action gigs.
August 21, 2013

Guess we will read about their divorce announcement soon

This A list mostly movie actress who got her fame from television and movies has got so busy and so distant from her husband that the actress makes him call her assistant to schedule times to speak. She says she is really too busy to answer her own phone, even for her husband.
August 21, 2013

About the times she has cheated on him

This almost A list mostly television actor from a hit network show who is starting to make some really great movies was overheard telling some friends that his almost A list actress wife was laughing while she told him about the times she has cheated on him.
August 21, 2013

Speaking to Demi, ignoring Ashton

A couple of years ago, this A list mostly television actor from a hit network show named Ashton Kutcher was at an award ceremony with his wife Demi Moore. Apparently this B+ list mix of television and movie actress who is well known by everyone and made her fame back in the day on television and has been in some really big movies took a liking to Ashton.
August 21, 2013

Not wearing any underwear made things worse

This former A list mostly movie actor who is now a B- and will probably be there forever because of his easy name has some issues. I'm not sure what his relationship is with his daughter, but she is an adult and when she sits on his lap and grinds on him at a public event while throwing her arms around his neck, it makes people really uncomfortable.
August 21, 2013

This is going to cause a little strain in the marriage

This is going to cause a little strain in the marriage. This A list celebrity was supposed to keep his sex life private and not force his C list actress wife to answer any questions about their arrangement. She has kept her part of the bargain. She is loving being able to spend all the time she wants with her girlfriends.
August 21, 2013

He did this two days after getting engaged

This A+ list singer/celebrity/reality star better be careful. An ex has a voicemail recording from the A lister which is telling her that if she ever wants to hook up with him, to give him a call at a certain number rather than the one she is used to because his fiancee would be ticked off if she knew.
August 21, 2013

There is the door and she can kiss the good life goodbye

"They just don't understand their place sometimes and you have to give them a tap. Sometimes more than a tap. I try not to leave any marks but if she asks about what I did the night before or who I was with, then it can get rough. If she does not like it, she can leave. There is the door and she can kiss the good life goodbye."