November 29, 2013

Most of the time she has sex but still doesn’t get the role

This B- list mostly movie actress finally got a role where she slept with the producer. Most of the time the former franchise queen has sex but still doesn't get the role. This time though it was decided she couldn't really screw things up with her acting so she got a role! She is thrilled.
November 29, 2013

It’s looking like a good pension plan

Taylor Swift told me she could imagine a time when she’d stop performing and just be a writer. "When I’m 40 and nobody wants to see me in a sparkly dress anymore, I’ll be, like: ‘Cool, I’ll just go in the studio and write songs for kids.’ It’s looking like a good pension plan." Perhaps. But Swift’s songwriting may be too quirky, too personal, to fit all comers. Swift’s parents named her after James Taylor, and she has a seventies-folkie’s soul; she is a confessor, a memoirist. You could call Swift a generational bard: She merges the ­pleasures of old-fashioned songcraft with millennial social-media oversharing.
November 29, 2013

She kept excusing herself to go to the bathroom for some coke

This very tall B list mostly movie actress with children who is still young but has been acting for what seems like forever got into a huge fight at a restaurant with her boyfriend. She kept excusing herself to go to the bathroom for some coke and he was getting more and more upset. They finally started yelling at each other. He was complaining about her constant coke use and she started yelling about how she wished he had a dick she could feel when they had sex.
November 29, 2013

They refused to hang out with him after he paid the bill

This B list mostly movie actor who plays one of those superhero types picked up the dinner and drinks tab for a table of two women over the weekend. The bill was about $150 and when they refused to hang out with him after he paid he told the waiter he wasn't going to pay the bill after all and to give him his cash back.
November 29, 2013

The very attractive host was hammered by the end of the show

This morning talk show host sipped booze out of a flask all morning yesterday and had her assistant fill it back to the top during every break. The very attractive host was hammered by the end of the show.
November 29, 2013

There are two airlines who have suspended her for a year

This B list mostly television actress who is on a middling network hit was traveling by herself recently. This is never a good idea. She travels much better with her boyfriend because he puts a stop to the repeated bathroom visits and the bouncing off the walls she does because she can't stop snorting Adderall. By the time a plane lands the actress is out of her mind and has the worst temper ever. There are two airlines who have suspended her for a year because of how awful she is in flight.
November 29, 2013

No to anything that would make him look silly

Which posh English actor is in the bad books of a homeless charity after he pulled out last minute from filming their Christmas campaign video? He didn't want to wear a Christmas hat or beard or "anything that would make him look silly."
November 29, 2013

What she was going to order was going to make her get fat

This A list celebrity/rapper/designer made his A list reality star girlfriend cry the other night. They were ordering dinner and the girlfriend was going to order something for herself when the celebrity rapper told her she was not allowed to order for herself and that what she was going to order was going to make her get fat and that she was already fat enough and then he went on about how she needs to listen to what he says and just went on a rant which caused the reality star to star crying right at the table.