February 21, 2014

This is Fashion Week. I am Fashion Week!

Fashion Week: This A list super model who flirts with reality television and has a sweet sounding name was blocking an exit by talking to a reporter and wouldn't move out of the way to let a group of people out. "I'm f**king ________ and you can wait a minute. This is Fashion Week. I am Fashion Week. Now shut up and let me finish."
February 20, 2014

While unzipping the dress to get a better look she ripped it

Fashion Week: This former A list mostly television actress who has never captured that fame again despite a bunch of chances on other series was wandering backstage prior to one of the bigger name shows and started pawing at a dress she liked and was dying to wear. While unzipping the dress to get a better look she ripped it badly enough that the designer couldn't show it. The actress uttered a mumbled sorry before heading to her seat.
February 20, 2014

B list celeb sprawled over several other people

Fashion Week: This former A list reality star/desperately trying for a comeback in 2014 B list celeb sprawled over several other people during an actual show just to take photos of herself and the runway in the same shot. One woman ended up on the floor just so the celeb could get the perfect shot of herself.
February 20, 2014

She said she was fine but she was fairly incoherent

This B- list mostly television actress from a hit cable television show has tried her hands at movies too. The actress was found slumped on the floor of a restaurant last night with some pills in hand. She was helped up and she said she was fine but she was fairly incoherent. The manager of the place wanted her to sign a release but she just got out of the bathroom and restaurant as soon as she could.
February 20, 2014

The kids at his former school love the actor

KINDNESS: This foreign born A list mostly movie actor was in a big franchise. Since then he has been hanging onto his A list status by a thread. The kids at his former school love the actor though because he spent $500K of his own money to pay for the rebuilding of the school's theatre which had to be demolished. He even has agreed to act in the first play the school puts on when the building is finished sometime later this year.
February 20, 2014

He told his wife he was on a business trip

This A list television actress on a very very hit network show caught her husband with strippers a couple of weeks ago. Well, she didn't actually walk in on him but he had videos on his phone of strippers giving him lap dances. He told his wife he was on a business trip. Because of a certain situation she is uncertain whether she is going to file for divorce now or in a few months but it will be revealed regardless.
February 20, 2014

She shows no favoritism to any certain countries

This former reality star turned "whatever will make her a buck" has been doing wonders for international relations. If you are a good looking athlete and have a chance at an endorsement deal then chances are she has propositioned you. Makes good on it too and shows no favoritism to any certain countries.
February 20, 2014

She might just cut herself out of the whole thing

This A list diva and sometime singer/actress/reality star is rushing out a bunch of new product to meet up with her current project. So far it has been a mess. Her latest offering is either going to have to be scrapped or our diva edited out. When she saw the clips of it she screamed at the director for making her look fat and her breasts look awful. She wants the editor to have her drop 15 pounds and give her a lift. Not going to be possible though with the budget so she might just cut herself out of the whole thing. It isn't her $250K that she spent on it so she doesn't care.