December 26, 2013

This is kind of a sad one

This A list cable television talk show host is working on a divorce behind the scenes. He doesn't want anyone to talk about it until it is all settled. It looks like he has one or two skeletons in that closet he wants you to think is squeaky clean. This is kind of a sad one.
December 26, 2013

All that talk about fidelity is just to keep her big fish on the hook

These two celebrities are dating. He is the more famous of the two. The relationship was originally fabricated in a publicist’s office (no formal contract), but the two actually like each other, and are now really dating. The most interesting thing about this relationship is that they have never had sex! She tells him that she will only sleep with a guy after they’ve been dating X number of months, are seeing only each other, that fidelity is so important to her, etc. While at first he found this annoying and a bit provincial, he is now buying into it. He really likes this about her and he tells all his friends how impressed he is with her moral values. It makes him want her more. What he doesn’t know is that she is actually casually sleeping with another guy. The girl just loves a hookup. All that talk about fidelity is just to keep her big fish on the hook. It’s working, too.
December 26, 2013

No one ever said she is classy

This former A list model who is now just a news filler or punchline to a joke most of the time says that her boyfriend loves it when she has sex with other guys in front of him. She told the story to some teachers at an elementary school during a Toys For Tots event. No one ever said she is classy.
December 26, 2013

She said they looked at her “angrily”

At an event this week, the female celebrity I hate more than anyone right now made it a condition to her appearance that any person who spoke to her be removed from the event. Several people were removed from the event for the infraction and our celebrity who really can no longer be called an actress also tried to have two people removed who looked at her because she said they looked at her "angrily." I bet the cameras don't show any of that though.
December 26, 2013

Has been buying urine to pass court ordered drug tests

This former C list reality star/C list celebrity with A list name recognition does drugs with family members and has been buying urine to pass court ordered drug tests.
December 25, 2013

Nurse at a doctor’s office is willing to quit her job if the price is right

A nurse at a doctor's office is willing to quit her job if the price is high enough to go on the record with a tabloid. The job? She is a nurse at a plastic surgeon's office and knows who got what and when and specifically has lots of information about that A list reality star who gave birth not that long ago and a list of procedures the star has had done over the years including nose jobs, two breast lifts (including one after birth), an augmentation, two tummy tucks (including one after birth) several instances of lipo including at least two since the birth of the child. It seems that one almost member of the family had a little help in the lower extremities to make him slightly bigger.
December 25, 2013

The boyfriend freaked out because his crack pipe was in the car

This former A list mostly television actress who has stayed on television for two decades straight was with her boyfriend this past weekend when they were pulled over by the police for speeding. The boyfriend freaked out because his crack pipe was in the car. Oh, and crack and some other drugs. Apparently our actress went ballistic but she must not have been that upset because she went out with him again this week.
December 25, 2013

I kept thinking, Oh my God, there’s going to be video, there’s going to be photos

The musician says the brothers decided to remove their [purity] rings "a few years ago," disclosing that he lost his virginity at age 20 – out of wedlock. Jonas also writes that, during his time with the band, he dated "a lot." A particularly juicy blind item is a former partner – also a Disney performer — with whom Jonas used to "sneak out and hook up with" in her car. "Some rumor came out along the lines of ‘Teen pop star seen in the back of a car, in a parking lot, hooking up,’ and the write-up was kind of explicit," Jonas writes. "I kept thinking, Oh my God, there’s going to be video, there’s going to be photos.