February 28, 2014

Quite the wife

This celebrity used to be A list. He used to be on television. He has been in movies. Used to have women throw themselves all over him when he performed. Now though he is a shell of his former self. His much younger wife calls the shots. She has a boyfriend in the mafia and the two of them have cleaned out the much older performer. They take every one of his paychecks. She says that she is watching his money but he has no idea it is just ending up in her pockets. When she needed to settle on a debt she managed to run a little scam that netted her over a million dollars and her husband was none the wiser.
February 28, 2014

The only time he sees his parents are when they make him do something as a family for photos

The Not So Perfect Family: This B list celebrity/mostly movie actor offspring is really young to be hooked on drugs, but he is. The only time he sees his parents are when they make him do something as a family for photos. Otherwise he hangs out with friends and does drugs. When he goes to rehab the family won't look quite so perfect. He started off just doing some Molly and some pot but has worked his way up to pills. He says that his life needs excitement and that drugs let him be who he wants to be. He has introduced some of his celebrity freinds to drugs and it is like one big group of tweeners with way too much money and time on their hands and parents who just don't care. As much as I want the guy to get help I do hope his family gets taken down a notch because they want the world to think they are so great.
February 28, 2014

Aging and cranky, the actor was out to dinner the other night and brought his own wine.

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who had a run of movies that raced to the top of the box office a little over a decade ago is now probably a B lister but he will always have A list name recognition. Aging and cranky, the actor was out to dinner the other night and brought his own wine. Several bottles. At the end of the night he got the bill and saw the corkage fee the place charged. He argued over the $50 charge on his $500 tab. The restaurant wouldn't budge and our actor walked out of the place without paying the charge and told them they could sue him. He didn't tip either.
February 28, 2014

Our actress got the magazine to remove the one paragraph from the story

This A list mostly movie actress who used to be A+ and is an Academy Award winner gave an interview to an obscure foreign publication. She thought it would be great to show she cared about people in other parts of the world and at one point during the interview said that she once had sex with this A+ list celeb/rapper. The thing is her timeline didn't mesh and she would have been married when it happened. Her publicist didn't catch it until a week later when listening to the tape an assistant made during the interview. Our actress got the magazine to remove the one paragraph from the story but is the cover person for the issue and had to pose for photos rather than just sending in some to be used.
February 28, 2014

If they sleep with him he will get them a role in the movie

This B-/C+ list mostly movie actor has become a director. He is casting a new movie now and some of the scenes require nudity. The way he is casting these specific parts is by inviting women to come to his place. If they sleep with him he will get them a role in the movie. So far he has about 30 that have slept with him and he is making good on his promise. It is not even a big movie.
February 28, 2014

There is rarely a time during the day where she is not popping a pill

This former A list singer is now more reality star than anything else. She spent some of her limited funds on several different identities which she uses to buy prescription pills. There is rarely a time during the day where she is not popping a pill.
February 28, 2014

She is cheating on her boyfriend with the executive all these years later to try and get a spot on DWTS

This former Bachelor and Bachelor spinoff contestant who got her start by sleeping with a studio executive at 18 is cheating on her boyfriend with the executive all these years later to try and get a spot on DWTS.
February 28, 2014

He has been getting treatment at a rehab center

After a relapse this B list mostly movie actor who used to be an A list tweener has been getting treatment at a rehab center outside of California. It is the same place that one of America's favorite rehab darlings went once.