March 1, 2014

Pregnant but drinking

This former A+ list celebrity might be pregnant but it hasn't slowed down her drinking.
March 1, 2014

She already fed the same lines to one of his teammates

This B- list mostly movie actress who got her start on reality television went through about five guys before she found someone who believed her when she said she was interested in the person for love and not for their money. The B list celeb/athlete she finally hooked has no idea she already fed the same lines to one of his teammates who wasn't stupid enough to take the hook.
March 1, 2014

Manager didn’t even visit their daughter who was in the hospital having emergency surgery

This B list mostly movie actress who should be closer to a B- based on her current box office success used to be an A list mostly movie actress. Her manager is so scared of being fired by the never really nice actress that the manager didn't even visit their daughter who was in the hospital having emergency surgery because the manager was afraid to be out of sight of the actress for longer than a few minutes.
February 28, 2014

I just imagine if you touched her skin your finger would freeze

This married A list Academy Award winning actress is having an affair on the set of her new movie. Apparently she has a smile on her face most of the time too so this is exceptional. I just imagine if you touched her skin your finger would freeze.
February 28, 2014

His arrests are always gloriously horrific

This former B list mostly television actor has been arrested about as many times as series he has appeared on. His arrests are always gloriously horrific. Our actor was spotted walking down Robertson picking cigarette butts up off the ground and smoking the ones that had anything left to smoke.
February 28, 2014

Quite the wife

This celebrity used to be A list. He used to be on television. He has been in movies. Used to have women throw themselves all over him when he performed. Now though he is a shell of his former self. His much younger wife calls the shots. She has a boyfriend in the mafia and the two of them have cleaned out the much older performer. They take every one of his paychecks. She says that she is watching his money but he has no idea it is just ending up in her pockets. When she needed to settle on a debt she managed to run a little scam that netted her over a million dollars and her husband was none the wiser.
February 28, 2014

The only time he sees his parents are when they make him do something as a family for photos

The Not So Perfect Family: This B list celebrity/mostly movie actor offspring is really young to be hooked on drugs, but he is. The only time he sees his parents are when they make him do something as a family for photos. Otherwise he hangs out with friends and does drugs. When he goes to rehab the family won't look quite so perfect. He started off just doing some Molly and some pot but has worked his way up to pills. He says that his life needs excitement and that drugs let him be who he wants to be. He has introduced some of his celebrity freinds to drugs and it is like one big group of tweeners with way too much money and time on their hands and parents who just don't care. As much as I want the guy to get help I do hope his family gets taken down a notch because they want the world to think they are so great.
February 28, 2014

Aging and cranky, the actor was out to dinner the other night and brought his own wine.

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who had a run of movies that raced to the top of the box office a little over a decade ago is now probably a B lister but he will always have A list name recognition. Aging and cranky, the actor was out to dinner the other night and brought his own wine. Several bottles. At the end of the night he got the bill and saw the corkage fee the place charged. He argued over the $50 charge on his $500 tab. The restaurant wouldn't budge and our actor walked out of the place without paying the charge and told them they could sue him. He didn't tip either.