October 6, 2013

His acting is so bad that the script had to be revised

About two years ago this actor was right there at A list. Then his first solo film came out and bombed and he has steadily dropped to a B-. No franchise to keep him artificially boosted. His latest movie was supposed to be his return to A list but his acting is so bad that the script had to be revised and he is being edited out of as much of it as possible while still using his name to sell it.
October 6, 2013

He’s sticking with her for now

This former B list mostly movie actress who crashed and burned because of her drugs, marriage and kids is back in rehab leaving her much higher listed husband watching over their brood. He's sticking with her for now. No divorce which seems fair since she did the same for him.
October 6, 2013

Maybe she should try it

This A list mostly movie actress who was also an A list mostly television actress has about C list when it comes to acting talent. Oh she also has an A sized ego. She says that the only actor who didn't hit on her while filming was this A list mostly movie actor who teams up with the same group of people frequently. She says he was so whacked out on drugs that he didn't even know his character's name most of the time. This was one of her highest grossing movies of the past decade probably because the guy was wasted. Maybe she should try it.
October 6, 2013

He was selling stories to the tabloids

This hired boyfriend of an A list celebrity was fired because he was selling stories to the tabloids.
October 6, 2013

This is as sick as you think it is

This is as sick as you think it is. This A list mostly movie actor told his ex-girlfriend that he once had sex with his mom. The ex was telling everyone last week. She said he missed some payments to her so she was now going to talk.
October 5, 2013

The actress then walked out and said she was leaving

B list mostly television actress from a middling hit network show who used to be on a hit network show as she finishes walking the red carpet- "When we can go? I hate these kinds of things and if some sick kid comes up to me and touches me I will scream. First class tickets isn't enough to get me to touch a sick kid. You better throw in a few bucks am I right?" B+ list mostly movie and commercial actor with A list name recognition who was also at the event - "Ummm." The actress then walked out and said she was leaving.
October 5, 2013

Handcuffs. Lost key. No saw.

This A+ list mostly movie actress who was also A+ list on television apparently had a little accident while having sex this past week. I knew her boyfriend liked it rough and so does she, but things must have been more crazy than usual. Handcuffs. Lost key. No saw. This is the inference from knowledge she likes it rough and the boyfriend running into a hardware store in a pair of shorts and no shirt and asking if the saw will cut handcuffs. Any other idea what it could have been?
October 5, 2013

Ended up cutting through some trailers…

One of my favorite people in the world (B list mostly television actress who used to be on a very very hit show) who told me five years ago she wasn't going to give me any more tips caved in because she said she was pretty upset about what she saw and doesn't like one of the people involved anyway so it felt good to share. My actress friend was visiting another friend on a studio lot and ended up cutting through some trailers parked between two of the stages and saw two co-stars from a very hit network show practically having sex against one of the trailers. The thing that made her spill to me is that each of the co-stars is married and each pretends they have the happiest marriage that ever existed on the planet. If it wasn't for the hit show you might not really know them but because of it they are everywhere.