August 12, 2014

She is hoping that this baby will “even the score.”

This actress is pregnant. Yes, again! We thought that she and her husband might slow down on the baby-making (because they seem to spend more time apart than together) but apparently that is not the case. By the way, she commented to a friend that she is hoping that this baby will "even the score." Although her husband is not a particularly well-behaved guy, she is not a vengeful person, so we are not entirely sure what she meant by that remark.
August 12, 2014

She thinks she has everything under control. Not even close

This foreign born B list celebrity/offspring/host is always the first to tell someone why she is better than them or why they should listen to her about sobriety but our B lister doesn't want to hear anything from anyone about how she is doing drugs almost 24/7 at this point and booze right along with it. She thinks she has everything under control. Not even close.
August 12, 2014

Can you guess the name of the Tina Turner ripoff that I’m talking about?

She’s reported to be On The Run with some no joke money. That’s because this "I’m mixed" estranged Missus has reportedly helped to gross $100M from her heist… with the help of her leading TOM hubby. Don’t believe me.. Just as the back-up dancer she’s shacking up with on the road. "She’s getting her lesbian on, with one of her dancers" Here’s what a source spilled our way: "She’s heated that Lil Kim jumped on her latest track ’cause she never invited her… making it like a mixtape." Can you guess the name of the Tina Turner ripoff that I’m talking about?
August 12, 2014

The kids in this family are so brainwashed I don’t know how they will be able to survive in the real world.

Most families get together to do an intervention when someone is addicted to drugs or booze or gambling and try and get them some help. This family though had a very unique intervention last year when it came to dating. It is not that they are opposed to this family member dating, but it was who the family member wanted to date. Apparently she met a black guy and went out with him a few times as friends to the movies. Well, when this former A list mostly television actor turned indie B list mostly movie actor/conservative speaker found out what was going on, he flipped.
August 11, 2014

The B+ lister is only shooting the movie because she could use a couple of bucks.

This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who used to also do something on the side and also did a lot of married people on the side is not being spoken to by this B+ list mostly movie actress who is filming with her. The B+ lister knows that the B lister slept with her now ex-husband while they were married and at least one boyfriend while they were together. The B+ lister is only shooting the movie because she could use a couple of bucks.
August 11, 2014

His girlfriend has also hooked up with some of the competitors

This B+ list pro athlete with the celebrity offspring girlfriend has had his way with the wives of his competitors, but his girlfriend has also hooked up with some of the competitors too. So, it all kind of evens out in the end.
August 11, 2014

He keeps cheating knowing this and then keeps asking for forgiveness.

You would think this former A list singer reduced to a C lister now would be much nicer to his A list wife but she is only with him because of the kids at this point. She doesn't want them to have to hear why their parents are getting divorced or read about the cheating he did multiple times. He keeps cheating knowing this and then keeps asking for forgiveness.
August 11, 2014

There is a difference between fake mean and catty and someone who said she would turn the show into a living hell

This former Desperate Housewife took a meeting to be on Real Housewives. The producers decided there is a difference between fake mean and catty and someone who said she would turn the show into a living hell for every cast member. Yeah, the producers passed. I think it would have been brilliant.