April 7, 2014

He was trying to establish a market for completely nude ones he is trying to sell

This former A list tweener who doesn't work any longer and is out of money was responsible for the leak of some recent photos that have buzzed around the internet the past few weeks. He was trying to establish a market for completely nude ones he is trying to sell.
April 7, 2014

Someone will get a photo soon

This former A list tweener needs rehab now. The few acting roles she is getting and her slowed down music career are all being pushed out of the way for her coke habit. She was at a party a few night ago and snorted up all the coke she could find. At one point some woman there tried to get a photo of the former tweener doing lines and it turned into a huge ruckus. I love that word. She should go now before her world comes crashing down on her when she is busted. Someone will get a photo soon.
April 7, 2014

So, what’s it like to date a celebrity? “Creepy.”

This over-30 Actor has done plenty of films, but he is especially well-known for one part in a recent TV series. He recently asked a "normal" woman out on a date. Initially, the woman couldn’t believe her luck! "He was tall, cute, rich, famous, and seemed really nice. What’s not to like?" The date went pretty normally… until the end. They went back to his house. Everything was going fine until he pulled out – wait for it – a puppet! The Actor then ceased talking in his normal voice altogether and used some sort of weird puppet voice to continue the conversation. According to her, "He went from cute to creepy really fast." When the puppet tried to touch her private parts and proposition her for sex, she bolted. So, what’s it like to date a celebrity? "Creepy."
April 7, 2014

Doesn’t she know anyone else in the music industry?

Lots of magazines and entertainment shows covered the announcement a while back about this TV actress signing with a major music label for her debut album. How exciting for her and the fans of her show! The first single dropped months ago, but if you are waiting for the album to be released, you’ll be waiting a long time, because the label has kicked the singer to the curb! The single was a dud, the record company thinks she’s a non-starter, and they don’t like her changing image. So, they will not be putting up the money to release and promote the album. The company wanted her to be the one to make the announcement that their music partnership was over… but she has been giving them a song and dance for months about why she can’t make the announcement now. So, it’s a standoff. No album, no announcement, and she gets to pretend that she is still a recording artist signed to a major label. Doesn’t she know anyone else in the music industry?
April 7, 2014

What was in the envelope?

This Real Housewife (Not Miami or Atlanta, because no one cares) finally got confirmation of her husband's long rumored wandering peen. Once she had the proof, ever the dutiful wife, she packed up his clothes, after shredding them to ribbons, of course. Then had a messenger bring her husband an envelope where he was working. What was in the envelope? I patch of leather she carved out of the seat of his most prized car and a note that she knew, and it was over.
April 7, 2014

They secretly text each other on a regular, and are still madly in love

This Chicago kid is gearing up for a North West trip to the chapel with his baby momma. But, not only is his future marriage expected to fizzle "in about seven-months" — his ratchet, soon-to-be bride is said to have long had another man on her mind! Our tipster tells us… he has no idea that she’s been creepin’ with her NFL ex! Dig the shocking drop: "They secretly text each other on a regular, and are still madly in love."
April 7, 2014

He ensured her protection. He also ensured her survival

Altered History-Old Hollywood Blind Item: This permanent A list mostly movie actress created a legend for herself that she maintained throughout her career. When she first began giving interviews her story and background was quite different than what became the story she and her people crafted. She always told about her struggles growing up and how she performed for money as a dancer. She said they were groups of people and it is how she managed to survive and live and put food on her table. That is not exactly how it happened. Our actress actually earned money by sleeping with men and started at the bottom and then worked her way up as a teen to the most powerful person in her country at the time. He ensured her protection. He also ensured her survival.
April 7, 2014

They needed more information about the woman who was going to be the tenant

This married former A list mostly television actress who starred on two long running hit shows and now wants a full-time gig still has A+ list name recognition despite her drop to B list status got a nasty surprise the other day. Our actress picked up the phone of her husband and answered and it was a leasing agent calling about the place her husband rented. They needed more information about the woman who was going to be the tenant.