August 17, 2014

Too much botox. She can frown though and do a grimace

This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had to have a page in a script rewritten while shooting because she was unable to smile as the script called for. Too much botox. She can frown though and do a grimace.
August 17, 2014

She called her supposed best friend a whore and said it was people like her best friend that ruined marriages.

This east coast Housewife is really ungrateful. She called her supposed best friend a whore and said it was people like her best friend that ruined marriages. Her supposed best friend keeps sticking up for her though. Probably hoping for some money.
August 17, 2014

He would much rather leave his wife at home and party away the night with coke and women

This former B+list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show is now a movie actor who would much rather leave his wife at home and party away the night with coke and women. He then goes home and apologizes to his wife and is good for a week before he starts up again.
August 16, 2014

She was caught snorting lines of coke off a glass table at a wrap party

What actress currently starring in a sci-fi blockbuster was caught snorting lines of coke off a glass table at a wrap party for that other sci-fi blockbuster she starred in a few years ago?
August 16, 2014

He was spotted around town with a blonde transsexual

What A-list actor who's been teasing the press about his sexuality was spotted around town with a blonde transsexual?
August 16, 2014

Her significant other who was supposed to be home babysitting

This B+ list celebrity who is set to be an A lister as soon as she gets back on the air was out to dinner with some friends the other night minus her significant other who was supposed to be home babysitting but was at a club making out with someone.
August 16, 2014

He already is too jumpy because of the roids, so you know meth will make him crazy

One little by product of this former A list tweener and his encounter with the B list mostly movie actress this past week is that she introduced him to her drug of choice, meth. Our former tweener can't get enough, but this will be the end of everything for him if he doesn't quit it. He already is too jumpy because of the roids, so you know meth will make him crazy.
August 16, 2014

He cheated on his wife with a model while his wife was in the hospital

This A list music mogul/former reality star cheated on his celebrity wife with a model he met while his wife was in the hospital for a month.