August 18, 2013

Actor is about to announce his divorce

This do everything actor/host/funny man who is probably best known as a B list mostly movie actor is about to announce his divorce. After almost two decades with the same woman he threw it all away for an almost A list mostly movie actress who is just a few years older than the relationship.
August 18, 2013

She missed coke

Apparently not happy with the way she has looked lately, this soon to be D list celebrity who is a B lister right now is back on coke. She thinks it will help her regain the form she used to have.
August 18, 2013

Her big crush is married

This B+ list mostly television actress who was on a very hot show before striking out on her own has no idea that her big crush is married. He thinks he will get fired if he tells her since she is also his boss.
August 18, 2013

Forgetting lyrics

This forever always A+ list singer/celebrity has been undergoing tests because those close to him fear he has the beginning stages of Alzheimers.
August 18, 2013

You are paying for the name

This former A list designer who is now just a funny name has been spending time turning tricks for cash. Not many takers for his talents though. He is too old and wants way more than he is worth.
August 18, 2013

Wine bottles everywhere

This B- list mostly movie actress with A++ list name recognition has turned into a quiet lush. She got some practice in her last relationship where she could never be seen drinking in public. Ever. So she started drinking at home alone. The trend has continued.
August 18, 2013

Actress yelled and screamed with spit flying at an employee for an hour

This A+ list mostly movie actress yelled and screamed with spit flying at an employee for an hour because she thought the employee was hiding her cell phone and what would be a very incriminating video of our actress.
August 18, 2013

No one will question why she is only drinking water

This young, multi-talented female star has never been fat. However, like many people, she has gained and lost weight before, so there is definitely a familiar pattern as to where her weight gains and losses show. She’s gained about 10 pounds in the past couple of months. Not a big deal. But instead of it showing up in her face and neck or her upper abdomen – like it usually does – the weight gain is entirely in her lower abdomen.