In the past I think I have actually written about how this married foreign born A list comic actor treats his assistants.
That has all changed in the past year.
Apparently, our actor, who is married to a foreign born actress slightly lower on the list, finally found an assistant who has met and exceeded all his quirky demands. Because of that, they started spending more time together.
Our actor had a press tour but extended it an extra two weeks just so he could continue spending nights on the road with his assistant.
At this point his wife is none the wiser.
Her worry has always been nannies and she is so focused on keeping her husband apart from the nannies that she has forgotten about the assistant.
This could also be because he has in the past gone through five or six a year, so no one could get very close.
Over the past month or two, our actress has been busy doing a promotional push of her own and things have become much more serious between the assistant and the actor to the point that the unthinkable is on the verge of occurring.
No one would ever have seen it coming for this couple.
Sacha Baron Cohen
New children’s book, Marge In Charge