“Oh, I had sex with her”

“Oh, I had sex with her.” Everyone turns to look. “Yeah. There was that time after the hard core sex movie that I turned away from guys and the two of us hooked up.” B-/C+ list mostly movie actress with B+ name recognition who has a very unusual name discussing her one night fling with this former A list mostly movie actress who deserves to be a C lister and can’t find her way out of the closet.