Now THAT would be an awesome pairing

There are FIVE celebrities in this blind item, so put on your thinking caps!

We had to laugh when we saw this couple together at Coachella.

Leading Actor and Dark-Haired Actress were all over each other.

What’s the story with them?

Well, a couple of years ago, Dark-Haired Actress was actually slated to be the new beard for that thrice-married Mega Movie Star.

That fell through… but now she has Leading Actor!

Leading Actor is very handsome, but all of his girlfriends last one or two years.

That’s it.

Why is that?

Well, do you remember when Leading Actor dated that Conniving Actress a few years ago?

They lasted less than two years.

Conniving Actress went on to date – and break up with – Famous Athlete.

We talked about them a lot.

Think about the arrangement they had.

Now you’re getting the gist of it!

Dating Leading Actor is a bit of a step down in the faux-dating game for Dark-Haired Actress… but at least she can finally stop pining for that Mega Movie Star who got away!

Wait a minute.

We just realized that Mega Movie Star and Conniving Actress are both single and looking.

Now THAT would be an awesome pairing!