l predict he’ll come out by the end of the year.

What network reality star who is now on a different show than the one he is usually on was all set to come out of the closet this year until the Oscar winning mogul and collector of women told him to stay in the closet because he still wants him to star in the Broadway musical version of that classic movie musical he’s bankrolling (which I’m still confused as to why they’re doing it at all, because it flopped bad in its previous Broadway incarnation several decades ago).

What network reality star who is now on a different show than the one he is usually on was all set to come out of the closet this year until the Oscar winning mogul and collector of women told him to stay in the closet because he still wants him to star in the Broadway musical version of that classic movie musical he’s bankrolling (which I’m still confused as to why they’re doing it at all, because it flopped bad in its previous Broadway incarnation several decades ago). Hence the beard/fake girlfriend popping up out of nowhere.

l predict he’ll come out by the end of the year.

Reality star: Derek Hough
Mogul: Harvey Weinstein
Broadway show: Singin’ in the Rain

Source: Mr. X via http://www.crazydaysandnights.net

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