This show biz family is trying to play it like their son’s illegitimate child is a welcome addition.
However, nobody seems to be able to keep their stories straight!
The son initially admitted that it was a drug-fueled one-night stand.
Publicists later coached sites to call the baby the product of a “long-term relationship.”
They’re just “no longer together.”
Either way, it looks like there’s not going to be some big fat wedding to look forward to.
The dates don’t make sense either.
There was the drug-fueled comment, but then the son claimed that he’s been sober a year and a half.
However, the baby is very young.
Did you catch that contradiction, too?
We’ve been saving some interesting info on the baby mama. Want to hear it?
There’s one large gossip site that initially poked fun of the son’s drug-fueled one-night stand… but hasn’t said anything about the baby or the Baby Mama since.
Why not? Because she works there!
When the story first broke they had no idea that Baby Mama was actually one of their employees! Awkward.
We also hear that Baby Mama isn’t put off by all the attention.
In fact, she’s looking to use it to move up in the world of show biz!
She’s cool with all the attention.
It’ll get her name out there.
She wants to become an entertainment reporter and she thinks that his parents can help make that happen.
It will be interesting to see if the family makes that big entertainment career happen for her!
Can you imagine her interviewing his father on the red carpet?
I’m here with Oscar-winning actor [Name], whose illegitimate grandchild I popped out after having a drug-fueled one-night stand with his son.
Are you excited about tonight’s premier?
That would be very weird.
Chet Hanks (father: Tom Hanks, mother Rita Wilson)
Baby mother: Tiffany Miles