This B- list mostly movie actor is the straight to DVD/On Demand king.
No, seriously, he is.
The guy whips out ten movies a year just because the press can say as seen in the movie ______________ which is one of the biggest hits of all time and isn’t Lord Of The Rings which every actor seems to have starred.
It is like East Enders at this point.
Anyway, our actor has been piling on the pounds and seeing a man which must be awkward for his long time significant other.