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Golden Globes

This legendary actress, lady, and still-beautiful woman (foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) was backstage with me amid the hustle and bustle.

Lots of people.

We were discussing the bygone old days of what used to go on in the Lanai Rooms at the pool deck there at the Beverly Hilton back in the day. As I’m listening to her, my mouth agape, she stops dead in mid-speech to me and gets her legendary “not happy” look on her face as she beams past me over my shoulder.

“Dear God. In. Heaven.

Apparently there IS no shame in Hollywood.”

I follow her stare over my shoulder at the crowd of suck-ups standing around this actor (permanent A list actor who is an old a-hole).

Among those fawning over him are this actress (A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and never seems to be anywhere with her husband any longer) who I see bend down and kiss the forehead of the old man as she rubs his shoulder.

The legendary actress I’m talking to says: “Never ceases to amaze me…but I guess they are happy to honor a rapist and murderer.

F**king imbeciles.”

And she is shooting daggers with her eyes at the whole crowd of them there.

She then leans in to me and says:

“Take note my dear at the old bastard’s hand, hmm?”

I look and see the old man’s gnarled right hand is casually off his arm rest, and is touching the thigh of this actress (foreign born A- list actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and lies about her age) who is just laughing and talking as if nothing in the world is amiss.

I look back at my companion who says:

“I wonder if he pays her too, or just put it in the will?

Oh well.

Let’s get drunk.”

Foreign born A list mostly movie actress: Rita Moreno – Puerto Rican (West Side Story, Singin’ in the Rain, The King and I, Oz) ~Foxella: I want to make her my best friend!

Actor : Kirk Douglas

A list mostly movie actress never seems to be anywhere with her husband any longer: Natalie Portman

Foreign born A- list actress lies about her age: Catherine Zeta Jones


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