This B list celebrity is so excited about her new career.
Well, kind of a resurgence of her old career.
No, the career before the modeling/escorting.
Yes, the one back in the day.
Her sibling likes to pretend she does the same thing.
The thing is though our B lister needs a big bang because the people she slept with to make it happen will only pony up dough once.
Ali Lohan (Lindsay Lohan)