Nobody can tell the difference anyway
April 22, 2015
Actor kept on talking about his wife/beard
April 22, 2015

He was given an edict – get better plugs or the plug would be pulled.

Could it be that a certain multi-media man is running into a few problems with his latest gig? For a change, it's not his stiffness that's a problem. This time, it's all about his hair. Well, not so much "his" hair as the hair he purchased - perhaps from a lactacting Himalayan yak!

Could it be that a certain multi-media man is running into a few problems with his latest gig?

For a change, it’s not his stiffness that’s a problem.

This time, it’s all about his hair.

Well, not so much “his” hair as the hair he purchased – perhaps from a lactacting Himalayan yak! It may look OK in live gigs where he’s known to shellac it within an inch of its life, but this is HD, baby.

He was given an edict – get better plugs or the plug would be pulled.

It doesn’t matter how many cult members he has on his side, he’s definitely taking this threat seriously since he can’t afford to get drummed right out of Hollywood.

After his last disastrous attempt at homecoming, he learned that sometimes you can’t come crawling back – even with heavily discounted tickets!

When our blind item ties in so effortlessly to another story, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.

Tom Cruise

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