This famous athlete should be retiring in the next few years.
He has had a very successful career and most people think of him favorably.
His retirement may come earlier than planned because of some injuries he sustained in some weird sexual encounters.
You see, he likes to get hit on a particular spot on his body.
He can’t do it himself. He has to have a woman do it.
He hands them a miniature baseball bat, and asks them to hit him there hard and repeatedly, to the point where he is bruised and screaming in pain.
When you hear about a retiring athlete who mentions something to the effect that his body just won’t allow him to give 100% anymore, you’ll know who this is.
BONUS CLUE: The athlete is NOT a baseball player.
Steve Nash – L.A. Lakers
Michael Phelps – USA Olympic Swimming Team