Despite his total lack of success or even a blip of anything, he is actually in high demand for events.

Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net

If you ever wonder how this flash in the pan former B+ list singer manages to stay in the limelight despite not doing anything of note in almost a decade, it is because he is paid a tremendous amount of money each year to stay quiet about activities of this dadager with whom he used to be close and also to facilitate meetings between the dadager and people the singer thinks would be a good fit for the dadager. He also facilitates other transactions of a different nature for those closest to him.

So, despite his total lack of success or even a blip of anything, he is actually in high demand for events.

Ryan Cabrera (Ashlee Simpson’s ex-boyfriend)

Dadager: Joe Simpson