The sister would love to cash in double the inheritance

This B+ list mostly movie actress is scared of being cut off so her dad thinks she has a boyfriend. She even spends the night with him in the same bed when visiting the family. Even her sister doesn't know the real truth because the sister would love to cash in double the inheritance.

She keeps former topless dancer on her payroll

This A list super everything has one tiny secret she doesn't share with the world. The former topless dancer she keeps on her payroll. She met her when she was dating that A list actor guy and now keeps her around for fun and her husband seems to enjoy her too.

Who is going to be his replacement?

This once B-list mostly television actor was such a complete nightmare in his prime, it's a miracle he got a second chance on this sort-of hit non-network show. Things were going ok in the first season, but the new steady paycheck just went to booze and drugs, although he likes to shout from the rooftops about how sober he is, and puts himself out there as the poster boy for recovery. He's been told to get it together during hiatus, or he's out. The producers have already written him out of the show, because they know he won't be able to lean up his act in time. Who is going to be his replacement? This C-list horrible actor with A-list name recognition.

He said he wouldn’t leave his wife so they split

This A+ list mostly movie actor came closest to getting a divorce from his long suffering wife when he started hooking up with this at the time A list celebrity/singer who is still an A+ list celebrity with A+ list name recognition who has kids. She was tired of hiding in hotel rooms and threatened to tell the tabloids unless he left his wife. He said he wouldn't leave his wife so they split.

They have a quota of ethnic nominees

This organization says they have a quota of "ethnic nominees" they allow. When that number is reached no more are allowed. In case there are additional "ethnic nominees" the board votes to determine which would move on to the next stage in balloting for this award.

Scoop it up and save it

This reality show contest judge sent her assistant outside to the car our judge had been riding in and had the assistant scoop up the coke our judge had dropped on the floor of the car. Scoop it up and save it. By the time the assistant got outside, the driver of the car had already swept it out of the car. The judge then screamed at her assistant for five minutes saying it was the assistant's fault. For what?

Our actress is fond of carrying a flask

This actress has been in this spot before, many times before, but it is time to unveil her on January 1 and have her stop clogging up the blinds with her presence. What you see below is not anything I have written about her previously but is all brand new and when she is revealed she will be the namesake of a prize I intend to bestow on all female drunk celebrities. I think we can agree that Kiefer Sutherland wins the prize for ultimate male drunk celebrity. Our actress is an Academy Award winner.

Desperate for fame and to become a fan favorite

This west coast Real Housewife is desperate for fame and to become a 'fan favorite'. She's not a newbie, either. We're talking years and years of failure. She's done just about everything to reinvent her image, but it just flops. Now her latest scheme is to shop this book proposal that makes Melissa Gorga's book look like Tolstoy. It's supposed to be a sordid tell all about how she's finally found happiness after decades of being married to horrible men, but her exes have already sent cease and desist letters to every publishing house ahead of it. The hilarious thing about this is that the ex husbands were offered a book contract for a tell all about her. This should get really interesting as it plays out...

A single Class A drug that gets her up and keeps her up

You know that this award-winning superstar seems to have it all. Good looks, some talent, a long-term marriage, beautiful child/ren and wealth and fame beyond anyone’s wildest dreams. But do you know how she has the energy to do it all? A single Class A drug that gets her up and keeps her up. Her habit has gone from a once-in-a-while thing to an every day thing. We have to admit that we are a little surprised about the depth of her drug use. We know she smokes pot, but we never dreamed she would get into hard drugs. Then again, given that her family and husband have a long history with drugs, perhaps this is her fate.

These two women from a famous family hate each other

These two women from a famous family hate each other. Mostly because one is a great talent, and one got famous for a nice set of boobs. The 'pretty' one has burned just about every bridge in the business, and after her latest project tanks, she'll be hard pressed to land another gig. Years ago, she stole a pilot for a sitcom from her talented family member and shopped it as her own. It was almost picked up, but the network went with other ideas instead. Well, at a recent family get together, the 'pretty' one bragged about re-shopping this pilot and it getting picked up. The 'talented' one, who has huge clout and respect in the business now said she will kill the project dead, and let everyone know that she wrote the pilot 20 years ago, and will have it made without the 'pretty' one's involvement.