Maybe he will use that as an excuse for the wandering eye

This former A+ list entertainer(singer) is desperately clinging onto A list by any trick she can rather than focusing on her music. Meanwhile her actor boyfriend is telling friends that the singer might like to shock in public but in private she is the most boring person he has ever had sex with. Maybe he will use that as an excuse for the wandering eye.

She kept trying to get the guy to stand with her and be close to her but he looked like he was a long way away from being associated with her

Apparently this B list celebrity who has appeared on two reality shows would like everyone to know when she had sex. At an event over the weekend, the future porn star kept telling people she had sex in the car on the way to the event. Literally everyone she talked to she said the same thing. She kept trying to get the guy to stand with her and be close to her but he looked like he was a long way away from being associated with her.

She’s a hot mess of problems, he’s a turd with a wandering peen, and they’re broke

This C-list couple with A-list tabloid name recognition have a gloriously dysfunctional relationship. She's a hot mess of problems, he's a turd with a wandering peen, and they're broke. He was supposed to be on this season's 'Dancing With The Stars' which would have dovetailed nicely into their next project, and provided some much needed income. He had the contract ready to go, but she 86'ed it because not only would her new project not allow her to keep a watchful eye on him, but he has a steamy history with this B-list member of the cast, and they had started texting again.

He could seriously run for mayor at this point

Kindness: This foreign born B list mostly television actor is best known for an internationally famous long term role that is bigger than the actors who play it. Anyway, our actor has been filming a movie in a very small town and has made it a point to spend every second possible that he is not working interacting with the people of the town. He could seriously run for mayor at this point. There is not just one specific act of kindness but he just makes himself available for photos and autographs and talking about acting and the show he was on and the movie and has never denied a request by anyone in town.

Our publicity hungry actress is working overtime

This B list mostly television actress (#1) is a really good actress. She is also married. She is also known as an actress who will do anything for publicity including befriending a B- list (#2) mostly movie actress who is going through a huge event in her life right now. Our publicity hungry actress is working overtime on wooing #2 and wants to be known as her first public lover.

The waiter had all sorts of details about our C+ lister and he wasn’t shy about spilling.

Academy Award Parties: This C+ list mostly movie actress/celebrity/model who is doing a little reality television with an A list celebrity/super model was standing alone watching a television screen when a waiter came up behind her and put his arms around her. Our actress turned around and was prepared to smile but had a look of horror on her face. Apparently the waiter and the C+ lister hooked up at the same party two years prior and had sex at her apartment but he was on a network show. When she saw he was a waiter now she told him to stay away from her. The waiter had all sorts of details about our C+ lister and he wasn't shy about spilling.

Wonder how his model fiance would feel about that?

We’ve already told you what a mess this musical girl has become. Just wanted to add another messy incident to the pile! She was at a private party in the Los Angeles area a week or so ago. She was drinking heavily. Although there were several celebrities there, she spent much of her time hanging on this one cute musician. And we mean literally hanging on him, as if she was too drunk to stand on her own. She kept babbling about how they should get matching music-themed tattoos, walking around the party telling everyone else that it was definitely happening, and asking for referrals for a tattoo artist so they could get it done right away. Wonder how his model fiance would feel about that?

Divorce pays I guess

This former B list reality star who managed to move from one rich husband to the next multiple times had a stack of hundred dollar bills at a party recently and asked which strippers were going to take care of her orally. Two stepped up and they got paid a whole lot of money. Divorce pays I guess.

He managed to bed her by the end of the first day

Ben Affleck spent about five minutes in this movie but it didn't keep him from making a bet with this A list mostly movie actor that he could hook up with the only female lead in the movie in the two days he spent filming. The bet was Ben had to hook up during filming and not after. Ben managed to do it by the end of the first day.