November 12, 2018

She got wasted the other night and challenged this A- list dual threat actress

This former A- list mostly movie actress who is still well known, but never got back to that level got wasted the other night and challenged this A- list dual threat actress. The thing is though, the handlers of the former A- lister will never let it happen which kind of blows one of her statements right out of the water.
November 12, 2018

I feel so sorry for her. Hopefully he doesn’t end up destroying her.

MTO News just heard a very disturbing rumor - about a popular couple, that was recently married. We've been asked to keep the names anonymous by our snitch - who doesn't want to ruin a business venture that he's doing with the celeb couple. The couple - who have been seen on REALITY TV were married not too long ago.
November 12, 2018

She says that her first big acting break came at a price

This former A list dual threat actress who kind of tossed it all away by walking away from shows and being awful to people on movie sets says that her first big acting break came at a price.
November 12, 2018

She is having none of it and has decided he needs to be faithful whether she is or not

Usually it is this permanent A list mostly movie actress all of you know and all of your friends and family knows who is cheating. Apparently she finally realized that perhaps because she does all that cheating that her husband might also be exploring other people and she is having none of it and has decided he needs to be faithful whether she is or not.
November 12, 2018

She continues to blow all her money on her significant other thinking it is love

This A- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show who won't have any kind of career above B/B- list when it ends, continues to blow all her money on her significant other thinking it is love.
November 12, 2018

According to the deathbed confession of a recently deceased former vice cop, he was the one behind a string of disappearances

Interesting, the choice of subject matter by the best-selling writer whose one particular work you may have read, or even now seen. By interesting, I mean, his late father, and his own past. If you're a student of a particular generational movement, way back in the day, or have even seen the movie about a certain incident, it all seems justified.
November 11, 2018

The truth was he did take a fall and it did involve a malfunction, but the malfunction involved a mistake in his autoerotic asphyxiation practices.

This now retired used to be very powerful politician and party leader had a strange accident a few years ago that he attributed to a certain malfunction.
November 11, 2018

3 blinds in a row

The girlfriend of this closeted foreign born permanent A list singer must have read the blinds yesterday about the young model supplied to the singer while on tour because she had a social media meltdown beginning right after the post was published. / Our favorite alliterate B+ list actress recently broke up with a married man who told her he was single. / I kind of joked about it before, but apparently this former A+ list singer turned jam band participant/late night obsession is kind of going a little overboard in his creepiness for this B/B- list actress/celebrity offspring.