This is not about Taylor Swift.
Or anyone who hangs out with Taylor Swift – at least not yet. You need to go more down market.
At the beginning of her career, this one did have friends.
They’d room together, audition together.
And then, one by one, all the friends slowly, carefully stepped away from the crazy. And the sabotage. Once, before a meeting, she told a friend of hers that she was happy for her that she was reading for a part, because it meant that the producers were looking for someone “plain” and that she totally deserved that opportunity to shine.
You remember the gossip urban legend about Gwyneth Paltrow seeing the script for Shakespeare In Love on Winona Ryder’s coffee table?
Well, this is real life.
This one would obsessively stay on top of all the jobs her friends were up for and ride along too.
Then, if the opportunity came up, she’d backstab the friends’ skills, talent, commitment, even on occasions when she wasn’t even right for the role.
For her, it was unthinkable that anyone else make it before she did.
When she did finally make it, although she wasn’t the first choice for her now-hit show, the paranoia about what she’d done to others took over.
She accused them of talking shit about her and demanded to see their emails.
She’d invite them to parties but then piss on them in the bathroom for using her to get face time with industry executives.
She’s spread rumours about the prettiest of her friends – they were on drugs, they were unclean – to make sure that they’d never overshadow her.
So it’s no surprise that there are none left.
The only constant in her life is her partner who she keeps from everyone else because she doesn’t want them moving in on her territory.
But lately she’s been noticing that the gossip media focuses on friendships – not just Taylor Swift but Gwyneth and Reese and Jennifer Aniston and the family that Kanye West married into …everyone in Hollywood has their own club.
She wants to be part of a club. No one wants her to be in their club.
She had to buy her club.
She’s paid 3 or 4 women, none of them with her level of recognition, to start hanging out with her.
So when you see her at dinner, surrounded by women as she’s leaving the restaurant? If they show up on Instagram and Twitter?
Those people are literally employees. Until of course they become too popular.
First Choice for Big Bang Theory was Amanda Walsh