3 blinds in a row

Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net

This foreign born permanent A list athlete is closeted.

She is also forced to have sex with men sent to her by an oligarch or he will tell her secret to the world.

She should just come out, but she thinks it will cost her endorsements and that the oligarch will release a bunch of sex tapes she thinks he has.

Maria Sharapova (Russian)

This foreign born B- list celebrity was a long time beard to this foreign born actor.

She says she was sexually assaulted this past week by the owner of a Formula One team.

Alexa Chung

Alexander Skarsgard

Apparently that relationship the widow has going on with another man for the past few months has taken a turn for the serious.

That was the man and the widow’s best friend looking at rings together while face timing the widow.

Vicky Karayiannis

Chris Cornell