October 2013 – Foxella

In case they have a Maury moment on their hands

This A-list couple broke up because of her cheating along with his temper, and had sort of a messy divorce. Well, things must be ok again, because now they're hooking up on the side. She hasn't given up her new man, so it's funny that her ex is cool with being her side piece. It's been smooth sailing, except for the pregnancy scare. That would've been awkward and hard to explain, seeing as the ex is of a different ethnicity. Luckily though, it was just a scare and now they're being more careful. She's even carrying around a pocket calendar to mark down the days they're together just in case she does get knocked up and they have a Maury moment on their hands.

She can be violent and petty and is the meanest person alive when she is drinking

This former A list mostly movie actress who always seems so sunny and cheery and very peace and love is actually not so nice unless there is something in it for her. She also has rubbed her co-stars the wrong way. A lot. When is the last time you saw her star again with someone? A franchise where she was contractually obligated to. The only people she is nice to are those who make her money or know about her drug use even though she tries her best to keep it quiet. There is one A+ list mostly movie actor who referred to her as the c word and said he would never talk to her again. He hasn't. He has had chances to make movies with her and has turned down millions of dollars and moved on to something better.

Comedy gold material

This C list actor with great facial recognition went from television to movies in the same character. Unfortunately there is also another movie of his that is making the rounds at parties in NYC and our actor is naked in a dog collar reciting lines that his character said. It is apparently comedy gold.

She let a 70 something paw and grope her right there at the event

A coke mom sighting!. Not doing coke but she is back in the blinds and being extra sleazy. She keeps getting dumped by guys when she repeatedly asks them for money. Apparently she is out and she can't get any traction in her acting to get ahead on bills. This week she was trolling for rich guys at a party and giving them her best smile. She has moved away from the acting world and did manage to get a 70 something year old man to give her a lift the other night after she let him paw and grope her right there at the event.

Celebrity television chef is Mr. Hetero on the outside

This A list celebrity television chef is Mr. Hetero on the outside and loves to pretend he loves women but for the past few years he has been on the DL with this openly gay man who rarely leaves our chef's side.

His significant other made excuses saying he was tired

This former A list tweener and now B list celebrity looking for something to do says he has no drug issues but he was a no show at an event at night this week. His significant other made excuses saying he was tired but she told one of her friends that he would just rather stay inside and use than go out.

Wife wouldn’t stop crying the entire day

This wife of a former child actor who had his own show and grew up to be an almost A list mostly television actor at one point had her breasts enlarged as a surprise for her husband. He got home from a trip and she showed them off and he made her have them removed. He called her a very ugly name too. The nurse didn't know what the actor said but the wife wouldn't stop crying the entire day she had them removed.

She had the abortion just a few weeks ago

This popular male singer is completely reckless and out of control. We believe that there are many reasons for this: Drugs. Alcohol. Bad friends. Too much fame too early in his life. Too much money. Not enough people willing to say "No" to him. Too many girls who are willing to have unprotected sex with him. One of the women with whom he has been having sex is a pretty young dancer who used to work at a very popular L.A. hotspot. He caught her act several times and soon asked her to join his tour. She wasn’t just a dancer on his payroll. She was also his sexual partner in between his trysts with other girls. Yes, there are always lot of girls.

Actor had the man’s earring stuck between his teeth

This former almost A list mostly movie actor who has crashed to C-after a huge bomb and would be less if not for his recent trip to the news, was eating this weekend in a private room with a guy. He called it a business meeting and it might have been but a waiter had to be called to extract our actor from the other man because the actor had the man's earring stuck between his teeth and the other man was pinned in such a way that the man couldn't unscrew the earring.

Maybe he is angry that he does not have much hair

This former A list mostly television actor from a very hit show now off the air should have stuck to television because his movie career stalled at about B- does have great name recognition. He also does not have many female friends. The married actor once called this B+ list very tall good looking actress a whore because she was dating two men at once. He was serious. He told another foreign born B list mostly movie actress that he once starred with that she was going to hell because she had pre-marital sex. Meanwhile he was cheating on his wife every day on set. I guess he thought the going to hell thing only applied to women. Maybe he is angry that he does not have much hair.

Everyone mentioned here is a major celebrity

The First Wife is still trying to figure out if she wants to be one. She and her husband have been through a lot the last few years, on both sides. It was before the trouble though when she had an affair with a colleague -- still above the line, but with a smaller spotlight, both compared to First Wife and his own wife who's just as famous too, and should be just as acclaimed. The affair was intense, so intense that First Wife wanted to end her marriage and he was going to end his marriage but then her husband needed her in crisis. So she helped him recover, and as soon as he healed, she fell apart. By the time she got it together, her moment with her lover had passed.

Actor bought some Viagra from a bartender

This very recent Academy Award winning actor bought some Viagra from a bartender (not a good idea) at his hotel with a woman on his arm who is definitely not his long suffering wife. During his years long drought from having any fame it didn't stop him from cheating but since winning he sure does cheat more.