2 blinds in a row

The alliterate former actress turned es-cort thinks she can get that singing career back on track. Her way of doing it? She thinks she should be the opening act for this A+ list singer when the A+ lister goes on tour. / This former celebrity turned reality star turned po-rn star turned really bad singer sleeps with a guy who then arranges interviews for her.

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The alliterate former actress turned es-cort thinks she can get that singing career back on track.

Her way of doing it?

She thinks she should be the opening act for this A+ list singer when the A+ lister goes on tour.

Lindsay Lohan

Taylor Swift

This former celebrity turned reality star turned po-rn star turned really bad singer sleeps with a guy who then arranges interviews for her.

Courtney Stodden